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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual

Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual

Translator: Pika

Zu An found the two women really interesting. Each of them had asked him the same question about the other. You could say so. My dashing appearance makes it inevitable that women would fall for me.

Shang Liuyu didnt know whether to roll her eyes.

She let out a long sigh before offering him a piece of advice. Youd best not say those words in front of our principal. She doesnt like people with slick tongues.

Zu An was surprised by that. The gorgeous principal seems to have taken a liking to me, though. Is this because Im too charming? Ive long heard that the power of love allows one to overlook their partners flaws.

Big sister Shang, Im flattered by your concern, replied Zu An with a chuckle.

Shang Liuyu sniffed. Im only helping you since you played me a decent melody once before. However, Ive already repaid the favor, so dont expect me to help you anymore.

She had expected Zu An would be disappointed, but to her surprise, his eyes lit up. Oh, thats simple enough to fix. I have plenty of melodies to spare. Ill play you another one if an opportunity arises in the future.

A rare tinge of excitement flushed Shang Liuyus usually-composed face. Really? You have more melodies on par with the one you played previously?

Of course! Lets find a convenient night to bond over music, shall we? Wheres your dormitory room? I also have a room in the staffs dormitory now. We might even be neighbors with one another! Zu Ans mind filled with tales of how his senior transmigrators had plagiarized all kinds of poems from their previous world to show off their literary talent.

Since this world doesnt allow me to plagiarize poems, surely I should at least be able to plagiarize some melodies right? Pui, what am I even saying? Its called propagating the wondrous culture of the modern world. A noble act like this shouldnt even be called plagiarism!

An enigmatic smile played across Shang Liuyus lips. Isnt it perfectly fine to meet during the day? Why must we meet at night?

Thats because we have lessons during the day. Right now, Im taking on the roles of a student and a teacher simultaneously, so Ill be busier than ever. I reckon Ill only be free at night, replied Zu An earnestly. Other than exchanging melodies, you can also help me with my studies. Ive attended the academy for a while now, but it seems I havent even attended any of your classes.

Help you with your studies? Shang Liuyu repeated, a bizarre look on her face. Well talk about it another time.

Other students had begun streaming out of the classroom. She didnt want to be seen too close to him in public, so she bade a quick farewell and headed off.

As he watched her beautiful silhouette depart, Zu An couldn't shake the thought that she was a little bipolar. She could be friendly in one moment, only to be distant in the next.

The foreign language class had ended quickly because the bet, and all that followed it, had eaten into it. Next up was cultivation class.

Zu An was excited about this. He had been through all sorts of useless lessons the past few days, but he believed that none of them would be as practical as this. While he did have a convenient system that allowed him to level up through an alternative method, his lack of knowledge on conventional cultivation made it hard for him to assess the threat that his opponents carried. This fueled his strong desire to learn more about this subject.

The cultivation teacher was Bai Susu. As soon as he walked in with his hips swaying seductively, the noisy classroom immediately settled down.

This was not the class of some third rank teacher. A true sixth rank expert stood before them. Unless they were tired of living, it was wise not to act up before him.

On top of that, Bai Susus eerily seductive aura was a huge deterrent to the students. No one wanted to risk drawing his attention. If he somehow called any of them to his office for a private chat, they could be in for a virgin experience.

Bai Susu walked up to the podium and scanned the faces before him, letting his eyes drift leisurely before stopping on Zu An. A smile emerged on his face as he said, I have been to this class many times now, but this is the first time Im pleasantly surprised. Theres actually a colleague of mine seated here as well.

The surrounding students immediately directed looks of envy toward Zu An. He simply responded with a shy smile. He was delighted to see yet another wave of Rage points come in.

Bai Susu cleared his throat and said, Before I begin the class, let me first make an important announcement. The Ursae Dungeon is about to be opened, and while most of you are unlikely to stand a chance, you may still register for the selections if youre interested.

His words caused a stir in the classroom. The students began whispering amongst one another excitedly.

Zu An was a little surprised to see that the Ursae Dungeon was common knowledge. It looks like I really need to brush up on my general knowledge of this world. Yup, thats the perfect excuse to get Shang Liuyu to tutor me after school...

Hm? The dungeon is opening up much earlier this year.

Yeah, its half a year earlier than usual, right?

...

Those who were more well-informed were surprised by the news.

Bai Susu quickly explained, Dungeons are existences that are shrouded in mystery to us. The current conclusions we have made about them might not necessarily hold true, such as our assumptions of their opening times. However, there does seem to be something peculiar about the premature opening of this dungeon, and venturing into it would certainly prove more dangerous than usual. Unless you have the capability, its best for you not to covet what could be inside the dungeon. Know that the academy will not be taking responsibility for your death.

Teacher Bai, youre thinking too much. We have at least that much self-awareness.

Indeed. Those who usually qualify to enter dungeons are always those from the Earth class or the Sky class. How could anyone from our Yellow class possibly qualify?

Were just there to enjoy the show.

...

Its good that you all understand. Alright, lets start todays lesson. Even though most of you are likely to take on academic roles in the future, our Great Zhou Dynasty is, after all, founded on military might. All of you should possess some fundamental knowledge, so that you wont disgrace yourself and our academy with your ignorance, said Bai Susu.

Ive already imparted to you the basic cultivation technique. How far each of you can reach will depend on your talent and on fate. For today, Ill be teaching you some combat skills. While your cultivation technique allows you to strike harder and move faster than ordinary mortals, such gains are meaningless if you dont put your strength and speed to good use.

Those words made Zu Ans eyes light up. His fight with Snow had already enlightened him on the importance of properly harnessing raw physical prowess. In his severely injured state, his strength and speed had been boosted to a level comparable to hers by the effects of the Phoenix Nirvana Sutra.

However, as soon as she employed her combat skills, he had been forced to a corner, unable to retaliate. It was similar to comparing an ox to a tiger. In terms of absolute strength, an ox was likely stronger than a tiger. However, it was always the tiger hunting the ox, simply because the ox couldnt exert its strength effectively. Zu An, as the ox, was currently facing the same problem.

Thus, he sharpened his focus upon hearing that Bai Susu was instructing them in combat skills.

Bai Susu pushed back the hem of his robe and pulled out a meter-long sword. The students eyes went wide with astonishment. They were certain that Bai Susu hadnt had a sword on him when he entered, so where did he conjure it from?

Some students studied him carefully to see if there was any way to feasibly hide such a long sword, but it simply didnt seem possible.

Hm, wait a moment. He couldnt have been hiding it there, could he?

A flicker of excitement flashed across Bai Susus fair face as he said, All right, Ill be imparting to you the Thirteen Forms of Elementary Swordplay.

Zu An nearly spurted blood. He had read plenty of novels in his previous life, and all of them had techniques with awe-inspiring names. Given how top-notch Brightmoon Academy was, he had expected to be introduced to secret arts on the level of Dugu Nine Swords or Six Pulse Divine Sword.

Yet, this secret technique hed been hoping for bore such a humble name. Elementary Swordplaythe name reeked of weakness!

Many in the class shared his thoughts, and they began booing.

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Bai Susu seemed to have expected such a reaction. He waited for the students to calm down before he explained, Dont look down on the Thirteen Forms of Elementary Swordplay. You should know that these Thirteen Forms are the foundation of all swordsmanship. All the mystical and amazing swordplays you see are basically an extension of the Thirteen Forms.

The Thirteen Forms have been continuously refined over the centuries to maximize their prowess. Its aim is to bring down your enemy using the fastest speed and in the shortest distance. Most powerful experts in the world eventually return to the basics, and their movements are more or less similar to the Thirteen Forms.

The students were placated by those words, and they gave Bai Susu their fullest attention once more.

Bai Susu nodded in satisfaction. He raised his sword up high and began lecturing, The Thirteen Forms are namely Stab, Chop, Tap, Swing, Pick, Flick, Intercept, Sweep, Slit, Shed, Cloud, Revolve, and Rise. All of them are simple, direct and to the pointtheres nothing fancy about them at all. However, even though they look simple enough, mastering them will be a challenge. Ill demonstrate the Thirteen Forms once for you, then slowly impart them one by one in subsequent lessons.

With that, Bai Susus demeanor suddenly changed. His air of femininity faded as the sword in his hand morphed into a cold burst of light, causing the students in the classroom to shiver involuntarily.

Watching the swordplay on the podium, Zu An couldnt help but recall a poem.

Once there was a fair lady by the name of Gongsun, a great commotion she would stir when she danced with her swords.

Mountains are shamed by the crowds she draws, even heaven and earth would sway with her grace.

Her blade glimmers as bright as the nine suns Hou Yi downed, her moves swift like the dragon chariots of the heavenly gods.

With thunderous fury she commences her dance, but with the tranquility of the reflected moon in the sea it concludes.

...

Haaa, what a pity that hes a guy. What a waste of his beautiful appearance, or else it would be a truly marvelous sight.

The Thirteen Forms were soon fully demonstrated. Seeing the awed looks of the students around, Bai Susu asked with a smile, Isnt it formidable?

Amazing!

The Elementary Swordplay actually wields such great prowess!

I think it looks suave too. Girls will surely fall for me if I can master this!

Thats because Teacher Bai has a beautiful appearance. Just look at your own face... Tsk, tsk, tsk.

...

Bai Susu took out a little mirror to check if his hair was disheveled, then continued on with the lecture. All right, Ive shared with you the strengths of this technique, so naturally, I should also talk about its weaknesses, lest the lot of you attempt to do something rash with it.

My swordplay might have looked formidable, but thats because my cultivation is higher than yours. Strength and speed are necessary to bring out the prowess of this swordplay to its maximum potential. If your cultivation is not at a high level, executing this swordplay will reveal all sorts of openings. This technique has powerful offensive prowess, but its defense is fragile in comparison.

However, you need not worry. Its unlikely that youll clash with powerful cultivators in the future. You should find this swordplay sufficient to deal with common thieves and bandits.

Tsk~

The excitement in the room dimmed significantly as the weaknesses of the style were laid bare. Most of the students lost their initial enthusiasm. I should have known. Any combat skills that are imparted to our Yellow class are bound to be nothing special.

However, Zu An was intrigued by Bai Susus description of the swordplay. Since he did not lack strength or speed, its weakness didnt apply to him. In fact, if he could synergize Grandgales instantaneous movement together with this swordplay, he would be able to exert an incredible amount of force.

He thought about the Bixie Swordplay in TheSmiling, Proud Wanderer, a wuxia drama series he had watched in his previous life. That technique was also straightforward, and focused mainly on offense. In the eyes of true experts, it was filled with openings. However, if it was used in unison with a powerful movement technique, the swordsman would become nigh impossible to deal with.

As long as youre fast enough, openings are not openings anymore. Youd be able to release your prowess to the greatest degree.

The more Zu An thought about it, the more excited he was. However, he soon realized something. He lowered his gaze to look at little Zu An, and tears welled up in his eyes.

Is it destiny?[1]

1. Bixie Swordplay is infamous in the Wuxia community as a skill that requires one to castrate himself in order to learn, which is similar to Zu Ans current plight.

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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