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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy

Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy

Translator: Pika

Retaliation? Chu Chuyan was stunned. Are you calling gambling a form of retaliation?

Indeed, Zu An replied matter-of-factly. With all the influence it wields, it would be an easy feat for the Chu clan to deal with a mere underworld organization, or so I thought. It turns out it was all for show. Since your hands are tied, I can only help myself, then.

What do you intend to do? Chu Chuyan asked.

Ill win all of their money, of course! Zu An said earnestly.

Snow sneered. In the end, isnt that still gambling?

Its only called gambling if theres risk involved. If we win all the time, its called withdrawing money. The old patriarchs of the Chu clan forbade its clan members from gambling to ensure that later generations did not repeat their ancestors mistakes. They never anticipated one of their descendants marrying a Gambling God like me, who can win every single bet he makes. If they did, they would surely give their wholehearted approval!

Chu Chuyan scoffed callously. Theres no gambler in this world who makes a bet thinking that he would lose his money. Just look at how many people have lost their fortunes from gambling!

Zu An took out a money pouch from his robe and said, Dont worry, I wont be using the Chu clans money. I got this from Plum Blossom Thirteen earlier today. Even if I lose, I would just be returning these possessions back to their owner. What do you think about it?

Chu Chuyan didnt respond immediately. She seemed to be seriously considering what hed said. Zu An stared at her for a moment before giving one last push. Since you have chosen to marry me, you should believe in me a little.

Those words seemed to strike a chord in Chu Chuyans heart. She had the strangest sensation that there was something different about this Zu An, compared to how he was before. Hm? Why would I have such a ridiculous feeling?

Snow interrupted her thoughts, tiptoeing to whisper into Chu Chuyans ears. Young miss, I think that fellow is determined to enter the casino and gamble. Even if you refuse him now, hell only come by alone later on. Why dont you let him use up his money under your watch, so that hell drop whatever thoughts he has about buying a house and acquiring a couple of beautiful maids outside?

Chu Chuyan nodded in agreement. Snows suggestion was an insightful one. If Zu An were to use his money to buy a house outside and fill it with pretty maids, what would become of the Chu clans reputation?

No wonder they said that men mustnt be spoilt with money.

Fine, Ill allow it this once. However, I expect you to leave with me once you spend all of your money. If not, I wont hesitate to resort to force, Chu Chuyan said calmly.

Zu An blushed in embarrassment as he gave her a level look. You dont need to resort to force. You can do whatever you want to do with me; I wont resist at all.

Chu Chuyan sniffed in response. This fellow always fools around like this.

Just as they were about to enter the casino, Snow suddenly clutched her stomach and gave a loud cry. Chu Chuyan turned to her with concern. Whats wrong?

Snow, her cheeks red, walked over to Chu Chuyans side and whispered softly to her. After which, Chu Chuyan nodded in response and instructed her, Go ahead. Come back and look for us once youre done.

Alright. Thank you, young miss.

Watching as Snow hurried off, Zu An turned to Chu Chuyan and asked, Whats wrong with her?

Chu Chuyan glared at him impatiently. Its a matter for women only. Dont even try to pry into it.

Alright alright, I wont pry into it, Zu An replied with a leisurely smile. He could pretty much guess it, even if Chu Chuyan wouldnt explain it out loud.

The two of them entered the casino, and soon became the center of attention, drawing the gazes of everyone inside. Chu Chuyans outstanding appearance made it impossible to be discreet. Her flawless face, graceful silhouette, and impeccable disposition stood in stark contrast to the crude bustle in the casino.

The men who frequented the casinos tended to be boorish, and Chu Chuyans beautiful appearance fanned the flames of their lust. Some of them even began directing catcalls at her.

However, there were many who clearly recognized who she was, and swiftly put an end to their companions foolishness.

Are you tired of living? Thats the First Miss of the Chu clan!

Woah, shes so pretty! Whos that cocky fellow standing beside her, then?

He must be the husband of the Chu First Miss, that wastrel son-in-law.

He does look pretty average to me. How did he ever win her fancy?

I wonder too. He looks pretty ordinary, although just a little more handsome, and with more delicate features. That kind of man cant be relied on! If I have to say, masculine men like me are the best!

Goddamnit! That lucky son of a bitch!

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Zu An was roundly detested by all those in the casino, but he was more than happy to accept their offerings of Rage points. Going on frequent walks in public with his wife seemed a sound strategy. With it, he would never have to worry about a lack of Rage points.

If Chu Chuyan had been privy to his current thoughts, she would have worn through her kindness and patience, and pummeled him until his cheeks were swollen like a pigs.

Chu First Miss, what brings you here today?

The manager of the casino was Plum Blossom Seven. As soon as hed received news of Chu First Miss arrival, he had rushed out to welcome her, a professional businessmans smile masking his uneasiness at her presence.

Is she here to deal with the Plum Blossom Sect? Ive already sent my men to inform the sect master about it, but heaven knows whether hell make it in time or not.

He knew that he didnt have the means to deal with a rank five cultivator. Moreover, she was the First Miss of the Chu clan as well, which meant that he had to be careful not to insult her. This was a problem far beyond his means to deal with!

Chu Chuyan was clearly unused to such a rowdy and crude atmosphere. She used a hand to fan away the smoke lingering in front of her. You need not pay any heed to me. Im accompanying him today.

It was only then that Plum Blossom Seven noticed Zu An. Then again, who would have bothered with a perfectly ordinary man when there was such a gorgeous woman standing before them?

Oh, so its young master Zu! May I know what business you have with us today?

Plum Blossom Seven kept his fake smile plastered on his face as he silently cursed Zu An. This fellow was known to be a wastrel who was inept in both academics and martial arts, and had only succeeded in life because of his looks.

In the past, this sort of man would have been beneath his notice, but right now, he actually had to force a smile and speak politely to him. Damn it, I want to mooch off a woman too!

You have successfully trolled Plum Blossom Seven for 200 Rage points!

Having received Plum Blossom Sevens offering, Zu Ans lips curved upwards. Are you cursing me in your mind right now?

Plum Blossom Sevens heart skipped a beat, and he beat out a hasty denial. No no, of course not. Youre the young master of the Chu clan. How would I dare do something so disrespectful to you?

There was no missing Plum Blossom Sevens implication that, if not for his status, Zu An would have been treated as worse than trash.

Plum Blossom Seven noticed Zu Ans gaze wandering around the casino, and tried to probe his intentions. Young master Zu, may I know what brings you here today?

What other reason would I be here for other than to gamble? Do you think that I would come here to eat? Zu An replied impatiently.

Plum Blossom Seven clicked his tongue quietly. Youre only putting on a smug act because youre faring well now. Would you have dared to talk to me in such a manner in the past, huh?

You have successfully trolled Plum Blossom Seven for 300 Rage points!

Wait a moment, hes here to gamble?

Realization suddenly struck Plum Blossom Seven, and he turned to look at Chu Chuyan in disbelief. Am I hearing things? A member of the Chu clan is here to gamble, and he even brought Chu First Miss with him?

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Chu Chuyan remarked nonchalantly, Like I said, Im only here to accompany him. You need not look at me.

Plum Blossom Seven quickly turned back to Zu An. You said that youre here to gamble?

Are you that deaf that I need to repeat myself again? Zu An looked at Plum Blossom Seven in disdain. Why? Dont you welcome me here?

You have successfully trolled Plum Blossom Seven for 99 Rage points!

Plum Blossom Sevens instinctive rage was quickly replaced by frenzied joy. Of course not! We welcome you with open arms! Come, invite young master Zu to the VIP room!

He knew that the sect master had tasked Plum Blossom Thirteen to deal with Zu An, but not only had he ended up losing the promissory note, hed even gotten his legs fractured. However, since the one responsible was none other than Lu De from Brightmoon Academy, the sect couldnt exact vengeance.

Similarly, Zu An was the young master of the Chu clan and a student of Brightmoon Academy. Without suitable justification, the Plum Blossom Sect couldnt afford to lay hands on him. Theyd been at a loss as to what to do, yet at a moment like this, this fellow had walked right through their door!

Youre here to gamble? Hah! You must not know what kind of place this casino is! Even if your family is loaded, were still able to make you lose everything within a single night!

Everyone knew that Chu clan forbade its clan members from gambling, and Brightmoon Academy had their own rules against it as well. While Plum Blossom Seven had no idea what the Chu First Miss was doing here, their casino had plenty of tricks up to ensure that Zu An incurred an overwhelming debt.

By then, they just had to announce it all over town, and it would be all over for Zu An. Without the protection of the Chu clan and the academy, the Plum Blossom Sect would be able to do as they pleased to him!

Nay, Brother Thirteen would probably want Zu An all to himself.

He wouldnt have sent his men to inform the sect master, if only hed known beforehand that their appearance here was nothing major. It would have been much better to wait for Zu An to be drowning in debt before reporting his accomplishments to the sect master.

Zu An raised his hand to forestall Plum Blossom Seven. Theres no need for the VIP room. I enjoy the bustle out here. His plan needed plenty of people around as witnesses. The cold and empty VIP room simply wouldnt do.

Meanwhile, at the main headquarters of the Plum Blossom Sect, a gathering of sect members stood respectfully before a green-robed woman.

Miss Qiao, what brings you here today?

If Zu An had been there, he would have surely recognized the green-robed woman as none other than Snow.

A woman hid frantically in a corner, holding up pieces of clothing to cover her naked body. Snow glanced at her and remarked coldly, There should be a limit to just how lustful you are. You keep her by your side despite having killed her husband; arent you afraid of vengeance?

That woman was the wife of Tan Wei, who had met his end at the hands of Plum Blossom Twelve.

Mei Chaofeng burst into hearty laughter. Youre thinking too much, Miss Qiao. I have already conquered both her body and her heart!

The woman lowered her head further, seemingly embarrassed at Mei Chaofengs words.

Snows forehead furrowed in disgust. Im here to inform you that Zu An is at Silverhook Casino right now.

Mei Chaofeng was stunned. Whats he doing at the casino?

Your brain must have been dulled from lust. Snows expression was disdainful. Hes at the casino to gamble, of course.

Her insult stoked Mei Chaofengs wrath. If not for the fact that the young master favors you and gave you the Anyang Token, I would have surely toyed with you until your legs wouldnt close!

His face remained a calm mask. That Zu An is nothing more than a fool. He lost a thousand silver taels to us the last time around, and yet he still hasnt learned from his lesson?

Snow gave a slight shake of her head. You shouldnt get careless. Based on what Ive heard, it seems like hes pretty confident this time around. He said that hes here not to gamble but to withdraw money.

Hahahaha! Mei Chaofengs laughter was so great that even the tiles on the roof shook. Just what kind of place does he take our Silverhook Casino to be? No matter how much money he has, I have the means to make him lose it all!

Snow, however, was unimpressed by how lightly he was taking this matter.

Its still best for you to be careful. He seems different than before. I cant put my finger on it, but since he dared to boast before Chu Chuyan, I reckon that he has some plan in mind.

Mei Chaofeng shook his head.

Miss Qiao, youre only saying all of this because youre unfamiliar with how the casino works. Those who have lost big in the casino tend to suffer from what we call the Gamblers Fallacy. They believe that, having lost so much money, their luck will somehow turn around if they keep playing. However, all of them eventually end up losing everything they have, including their wives!

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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