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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 57: Putting on Airs

Chapter 57: Putting on Airs

Translator: Pika

Chu Zhongtian also rose to his feet. Zu An, I understand your desire to stand up for the Chu clan. You have good intentions in mind, but... Aah, you shouldnt think too much about this matter. Dont worry, well settle the Clans Tournament.

With that, he too turned and left. Judging by his hurried footsteps, he seemed to be chasing after his wife.

My father-in-law is really the typical example of a henpecked husband, but hes indeed a good person at heart. He does treat me well even though Im a wastrel. I just wonder if hes actually a sly, old fox who puts on a kind face...

Chu Huanzhao skipped over to Zu Ans side to talk to him, but was interrupted by Chu Zhongtians voice, echoing from outside the hall. Zhaoer, your mother is looking for you!

Oh~ the excitement in Chu Huanzhaos face collapsed like a house of cards. She waved Zu An a helpless goodbye before dragging her feet out reluctantly.

Youre on good terms with Huanzhao? Chu Chuyans voice contained a hint of surprise.

Zu An smiled cockily. Im quite a likable person after all.

Chu Chuyans mouth worked silently, but she could find no suitable response.

She stared at him for a moment longer, then turned to take her leave. Right, I should give you a reminder. A man shouldnt make promises that he isnt able to fulfill.

Zu An felt disconsolate. There was not a single person here who was willing to trust him. He sure led quite the tragic life.

He suddenly remembered an important matter and rushed out to catch up to Chu Chuyan. Honey, honey~

Chu Chuyan whipped around and yelled, Shut up! I told you not to call me that!

You only told me not to call me your wife. Chu Chuyans eyebrows had climbed almost to her hairline, and she looked on the verge of exploding at any moment.Seeing this, Zu An quickly changed what he was about to say. Then, should I call you Yaner instead?

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Chu Chuyan was caught off-guard by that, and fell silent.

It sounds weird hearing him call me the same way my father and mother call me. But if I dont allow him to call me that, he might just keep calling me honey or darling!

If you still have any sense of shame, you should stop buzzing around the young miss side like a fly! Snow leaped forward and interposed herself between the two of them. Her disdainful gaze slowly lowered toward his crotch.

Why do you interfere when I speak to my wife? Zu An rolled her eyes. You have already displayed your bare self to me, yet you still prance around me all day long. Just which of us is the shameless one here?

You! Snows face immediately turned as red as an apple. That incident was the greatest blemish in her life, yet this fellow still dared to raise it! Her anger flew through the roof in an instant, and she was a second away from drawing her sword and decapitating the hateful man standing before her.

You have successfully trolled Qiao Xueying for 999 Rage points!

Enough, the two of you should stop messing around. Chu Chuyan worried that Zu An would be sliced to pieces if she didnt intervene. So, what did you call me for?

Zu An shot a glance at Snow and swiftly estimated the length of her sword. He took a few steps back to keep himself out of her range, then turned to Chu Chuyan and said, Theres someone whos out for your hubbys life. Are you going to get involved?

Snows heart skipped a beat, and her trepidation significantly lessened her rage. She stared at Zu An uncertainly, her mind racing.

Chu Chuyan noticed that Zu An had stopped calling her honey, but had chosen to address himself as her hubby instead. Whos out for your life?

Zu An snuck a glance at Snow and took in her worried expression before unveiling the mystery. The Plum Blossom Sect.

The Plum Blossom Sect? Chu Chuyan was surprised. How did you get involved with them?

Zu An shrugged helplessly. I dont know either. Someone whos as handsome and charming as me usually avoids having any enemies, but those from the Plum Blossom Sect keep making attempts on my life. Remember that time I was struck by lightning? That was the handiwork of Plum Blossom Twelve.

Are you certain about it? Chu Chuyans usual composure was clouded over with astonishment.

Zu An nodded. Would I lie to my own wife?

Snow was quick to retort, Go to the streets and ask around; the lies you have spouted are more than enough to be made into a whole novel. Lying to your own wife... A glare from Chu Chuyan prompted Snow to quickly correct herself. ... Lying to the young miss doesnt pose any challenge to you at all!

Zu An stared at Snow intently. Say, why do you keep trying to get in my way every single time? Are you trying to use this sort of lowly method to attract my attention?

I... Snow choked and nearly fainted on the spot. Young miss, dont stop me. I must slaughter this darned scoundrel today!

You have successfully trolled Qiao Xueying for 725 Rage points!

Zu An immediately bolted behind Chu Chuyan, seeking cover from Snow, who relentlessly pursued him with her sword in hand. The two of them ran circles around Chu Chuyan, Snow unable to catch up, Zu An failing to shake his dogged pursuer.

Yaner, arent you going to stop her? Shes trying to kill your hubby! Zu An cried out in desperation as he dodged Snows attacks.

Chu Chuyan shot a cold look at Zu An. If you dare touch my body with those hands of yours once more, Ill be the one to slaughter you instead.

Zu An sheepishly released his hold on her. While he was dodging Snows attacks, he had taken the opportunity to feel out Chu Chuyan physically. He hadnt expected Chu Chuyan to see through his intentions so quickly.

From his brief encounter, though, his wifes body felt surprisingly cold. It was almost like holding on to an ice sculpture.

You said that Plum Blossom Twelve was the one who caused you to get struck by lightning, but do you have any evidence? Chu Chuyan asked.

He confessed to it himself. Chu Chuyan seemed to have no intention of stopping Snow. Zu An began to worry that she was using Snow to get rid of him permanently this time around.

Wheres he?

Hes dead. He got eaten by wolves.

Chu Chuyan was speechless.

Snow snorted. You dont even have any evidence on hand. How can you expect the young miss to believe your words?

Chu Chuyan finally stopped Snow from pursuing Zu An, then said, Snow is right. Even though the Plum Blossom Sect has done many vile deeds over the years, they are well-connected, making them hard to deal with. Without concrete evidence, theres nothing much we can do to them.

Young miss, I think that fellow is just spouting nonsense! Why would the Plum Blossom Sect target him, and risk offending our Chu clan? Snows chest rose and fell rhythmically as she panted for air. Surprisingly, Zu Ans stamina was much better than she had imagined.

Chu Chuyan nodded slightly in agreement with Snow. If they were to confront the Plum Blossom Sect right now, the sect would claim that there was no evidence to incriminate them, and that would be the end of it.

Zu An regretted having killed Plum Blossom Twelve so quickly. He should have gotten the latter to write a statement or something. Of course, the circumstances back then were dire, and he hadnt had the luxury of thinking so far ahead.

Even if I dont have any evidence on Plum Blossom Twelve, I had a run in with Plum Blossom Thirteen earlier in the day at the gates of the academy. He threatened to sever my limbs and slice me up piece by piece until I was finally dead. There were plenty of witnesses, so I couldnt possibly have falsified that, right?

A moocher should solve problems through his mooching ways.

Zu An looked down on those who could have easily resolved their problems through their connections, but insisted on solving them with their own strength instead, as if that made them superior. Werent connections part of a persons strength as well?

Why would Plum Blossom Thirteen suddenly threaten you at the academy? It seems to me they must be holding some kind of leverage over you! Snow grabbed Chu Chuyans arm as she sneered at Zu An.

Zu An looked at Snow with an unreadable smile. I just realized that you have been speaking up for the Plum Blossom Sect for quite a while now. It cant be that you have some ties with them, do you?

Snow jerked in shock. She glanced at Chu Chuyan subconsciously, and denied his accusation vehemently. How could I possibly be related to the Plum Blossom Sect? I just cant stand people like you spreading lies and falsehoods everywhere!

Many people witnessed the incident today. If you dont believe me, you can call the Second Miss over to verify the matter. She witnessed the matter with her own eyes. Is the Chu clan really going to take this insult lying down? Zu An exclaimed indignantly.

Chu Chuyan was really impressed by how Zu An had readily included himself as a family member of the Chu clan. Hed invoked the clan name without the slightest awkwardness.

She pondered for a moment before responding to his challenge. Dealing with the Plum Blossom Sect isnt that simple. So far, we still havent managed to find out which power is backing them. Besides, even though my father is a duke, he isnt an official of the royal court. He would be overstretching his boundaries if he attempts to take things into his own hands. So, theres very little we can do against a threat from them.

Zu An clicked his tongue in annoyance. You cant deal with a mere underworld organization despite being a ducal clan. Even I feel ashamed for you!

Chu Chuyan stared at him, speechless.

Snow put her hands on her hip and berated him loudly. Arent you getting ahead of yourself? Do you even know anything about court politics at all? Dont you know that those who are in high positions are often treading on thin ice? Stop spouting all of this nonsense if you dont know anything at all!

Zu An shot her a condescending glance. Yes yes, you know everything. But what a pity it is that youre just a maid.

A vein popped out from Snows temple. She turned big, needy eyes toward Chu Chuyan. Young miss, please, I really want to beat him up!

You have successfully trolled Qiao Xueying for 367 Rage points!

Chu Chuyan chuckled softly. I understand how you feel, but you have to show some respect to him. Hes the son-in-law of the Chu clan after all. The way you two keep bickering with one another, you look almost like an old couple.

Snow jolted in horror, and she cried out indignantly, What do you mean, an old couple! Young miss, you shouldnt crack such jokes!

Ignoring Snow, Zu An turned to Chu Chuyan and said, Forget it, I knew that the Chu clan cant be relied on. I have my own way of dealing with this matter, but I need you to back me up.

The Plum Blossom Sect had already sent Plum Blossom Twelve and Plum Blossom Thirteen after his life. There was no way Zu An would swallow his grudge and forgive them. Besides, they would never let him off the hook just because he was willing to forgive them. Since it had already come down to this, the best thing to do was to seize the initiative and destroy the Plum Blossom Sect first.

Chu Chuyan frowned. Back you up?

Im asking you to support me, Zu An explained. Ill be making a trip to the Plum Blossom Sect later on. I dont need you to do anything; you just have to ensure my safety.

Snow sniffed coldly. Arent you just using our young miss name to do as you please?

Zu An paid no heed to Snows mockery. I could possibly do it on my own. Im just worried that Id screw with the Plum Blossom Sect too hard that theyd end up resorting to desperate measures.

You, screw the Plum Blossom Sect too hard? What a joke! Snow laughed derisively, not bothering to hide her contempt..

Chu Chuyan, however, nodded in agreement. Very well, I shall accompany you. However, Ill first make things clear that Im following you in my capacity as an individual. You wont have the backing of the Chu clan for this matter.

I dont need it.

The boulder weighing down Zu Ans heart was finally released. With Chu Chuyan around, he wouldnt have to worry for his own life anymore.

What are you up to? Snow asked with a deep frown.

Zu Ans confident look had sparked her curiosity.

It wont be fun if I tell you beforehand. Zu An wagged her finger at her before turning toward Chu Chuyan with an inviting gesture. Yaner, this way.

A slight knit formed between Chu Chuyans brows. She was clearly uncomfortable with the way he was addressing her. However, considering how the shameless Zu An might come up with even worse ways to address her, she decided to let it slide.

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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