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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll

Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll

Translator: Pika

Lu Des brow furrowed even deeper. His gut told him that something was amiss.

Taking a thousand steps back, even if I did owe you money from gambling, wheres the promissory note then? Why dont you bring it out and show everyone? challenged Zu An.

Plum Blossom Thirteen shouted back in agitation, Ive already given you the promissory note!

Zu An raised his hands up high and said innocently, Teacher, so as to prove my innocence, I ask you to search my body to see if I have the note he speaks of!

You tore it up earlier! Plum Blossom Thirteen finally understood why Zu An had done that. From the very start, he was already scheming to do him in!

Zu An sighed helplessly before answering, Even if I tore it up, there should still be traces of it around, right?

You crushed it so thoroughly that it turned to dust and scattered with the wind earlier! Plum Blossom Thirteen insisted.

Zu An shook his head. Arent you trying a little too hard? Who in Brightmoon City doesnt know that Im notoriously useless? If I did have the power to crush a piece of paper to dust, would I have been assigned to the Yellow class in the first place?

But he really... Plum Blossom Thirteen felt a chill run down his spine. He turned anxiously to Lu De, but the discipline master gave him no chance to explain.

Enough! Lu De roared furiously. I dont care what misdeeds your Plum Blossom Sect gets up to out there, but I wont stand for you bullying our students! Today, Ill break two of your legs. Go back and tell Mei Chaofeng, if his subordinates dare to mess with the academy once more, I will show no mercy.

Lu De flicked his sleeves, and the ruler flew straight for Plum Blossom Thirteens knee joints. There were two resounding thwacks, and the assassin fell over with a yelp of agony.

From the unnatural angle at which Plum Blossom Thirteens legs were bent, Zu An could tell that he had suffered a complete fracture in both legs. He gasped in astonishment. He had heard from Wei Suo just how painful Lu Des ruler could be, but judging from Plum Blossom Thirteens current state, it was apparent that Lu De had been going easy on the students he disciplined.

Even more shocking was how Lu De had used his ruler. He had not been holding on to it at allthe ruler had struck Plum Blossom Thirteens legs all on its own before flying back into Lu Des hand.

That thing is an artifact! Zu An reminded himself never to fall into Lu Des hands, lest he suffered the same fate!

You have successfully trolled Plum Blossom Thirteen for 567 Rage points!

As he groaned on the ground, Plum Blossom Thirteen shot a venomous glare at Zu An.

This was natural human behavior. Plum Blossom Thirteen dared not blame Lu De, who was far stronger than him, so he could only vent his emotions on the weaker Zu An instead.

He swore to himself that he would snap off that scoundrels four limbsno, five limbs!once he recovered from his injuries. Then, he would slice him up slowly, piece by piece, and toss them all into Wolf Valley!

Lu De passed the ki stones back to Zu An. Take care of them well. Youre too weak at the moment, so its even more important for you to learn how to conceal your own wealth.

Zu An nodded his head vigorously and replied, Youre right, teacher. Unfortunately, that fellow also stole my money as well. If you could help me get those back too... He trailed off with a sheepish chuckle.

This fellow sure is trouble, Lu De thought to himself. However, since Zu An was indeed a student of the academy, he waved a hand toward Plum Blossom Thirteen. With a beckoning gesture, the money purse flew from Plum Blossom Thirteens waist and landed softly in his hand.

How much money did he take from you? asked Lu De.

Zu An took the entire money pouch and said, This is all mine. Thank you, teacher, thank you.

Lu Des frown grew so deep his eyebrows almost touched. Although he was suspicious of Zu Ans claim, he was well aware that Plum Blossom Thirteens hands werent clean, and he probably came by his money through underhanded means. With that in mind, he decided to let it slide, and allowed Zu An to do as he pleased.

Plum Blossom Thirteen didnt see it the same way. Those taels are mine! he cried indignantly.

You only gave me a hundred silver taels earlier on! The remaining eight hundred are all that Ive managed to painstakingly save up over the last few years!

Plum Blossom Thirteen hadnt expected Zu An to be so shameless as to stoop to petty thievery! He never trusted anyone but himself, so he always carried his money around with him no matter where he went. Who could have thought that his many years of savings would be stolen from him just like that?

You have successfully trolled Plum Blossom Thirteen for 999 Rage points!

Youre saying that this is your money? Zu An leisurely dangled the money pouch in front of the stricken Plum Blossom Thirteen. Try calling for them then. Lets see if theyll respond to your call?

That was the final blow.

Unable to take it anymore, Plum Blossom Thirteen felt his heart convulse, and fresh blood spurted out from his mouth.

What the hell! Who in the world is the antagonist here?

You have successfully trolled Plum Blossom Thirteen for 999 Rage points!

Lu De shot a glance toward Plum Blossom Thirteen and Zu An, but chose not to interfere. He waved a hand toward the gathered crowd. All right, shows over. Stop loitering around and go home!

Zu An waved Plum Blossom Thirteen goodbye and left with Chu Huanzhao and the others.

Just you wait, Zu scoundrel! Our Plum Blossom Sect will never let you off that easily! The echoes of Plum Blossom Thirteens vile curses could be heard even from a distance away.

You have successfully trolled Plum Blossom Thirteen for 999 Rage points!

Zu An shook his head. This wasnt the first time the Plum Blossom Sect had tried to deal with him, and it was naive to think that he would be able to survive every single assassination attempt of theirs. He would have to find a way to deal with them soon.

They had made it a short distance when Cheng Shouping couldnt hold himself back any further. He ran up to Zu An with a fawning smile. Young master! My respect for you flourishes like the relentless tides of a river...

Flourishes? Pui! Zu An shoved Cheng Shoupings head aside. He fished out a silver ingot from Plum Blossom Thirteens money pouch and threw it at Cheng Shouping. Here, your reward. You did well earlier.

Thanks, young master~ Cheng Shouping fondled the silver ingot delightfully.

Wheres mine? Chu Huanzhao demanded, stretching out her fair hands towards him. They were as smooth as jade.

Zu An also tossed a silver ingot to her, but this only made Chu Huanzhao arch her eyebrows. So little? Are you trying to wave away a beggar?

The smile on Cheng Shoupings face froze instantly. He felt like he had just been offended.

Zu An massaged his temples. How much do you want then?

At least half of it! Chu Huanzhao exclaimed excitedly. She had never felt such a strong feeling of accomplishment before. While she often got her way in the Chu Estate, it never felt satisfying since no one dared to stand in the way of the Second Miss.

Half of it? This is daylight robbery! Zu An exclaimed in horror.

Hmph! If I hadnt backed you up there, do you think that Baldhead would have believed you so easily? Chu Huanzhao stuck her small chest out proudly. I put the reputation of our Chu clan on the line in order to help you! Dont you think that that was at least worth half of the loot?

The highest I can go is a third, Zu An replied sharply. He grabbed a few banknotes and shoved them over to her.

This seemed to satisfy Chu Huanzhao. She counted the few notes she had in her hands again and again, an excited gleam in her eyes.

Zu An eyed her in disdain. Say, do you really need to act like this? No matter what, youre still the Second Miss of the Chu clan! Do you need to get so excited over just a few hundred silver taels?

This is different. This is money that I didnt receive from my parents; money that I earned with my own hands. Isnt that a cause for celebration? Chu Huanzhao replied with a sweet smile.

Does this lass have some kind of misunderstanding as to what earning money means? If her parents were to learn that I have led her astray, wouldnt they skin me alive?!

Just thinking about that tigress Qin Wanru was more than enough to make Zu An shudder in fear. He grabbed hold of Chu Huanzhaos arm and told her gravely, Make sure not to speak a word of this matter to your parents.

Chu Huanzhao blinked her eyes in confusion. Why? This is the first time Im earning money; they would be happy about it!

Errr... Zu An pondered for a moment, then approached the matter from another perspective. From what you know of them, do you think that theyd allow you to continue earning money through such a method?

Hmmm. Well, I guess that makes sense too. Fine, I wont tell them. Chu Huanzhao carefully slotted the banknotes into her robe before patting Zu Ans shoulders. Make sure to call me the next time you encounter a good deal like this!

Zu An was amused. Isnt this lass a born tyrant?

Once they arrived at the Chu Estate, the two of them parted ways. After all, their residences were not located in the same direction.

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Zu An returned to his little house and pulled Cheng Shouping over to one side. Lil Pingping, do you know how much it costs to buy a small residence in the city?

Not only was he tired of the disdain he continually received in the Chu Estate, there was also someone in the Chu clan who was out to kill him. Getting his own place of residence would make life much more comfortable, not to mention safer.

He would have suffered it if he didnt have a choice, but now that he had hundreds of silver taels and seven ki stones that he could trade for money, he could be considered a thousand-aire.

Back in his previous world, countless men dreamt constantly of traveling back to the ancient era to live an easy and decadent life, surrounded by gorgeous wives and beautiful maids... And now that he was in this world, he finally had a chance to fulfill his dreams!

In his current state, gorgeous wives was probably a pipe dream, but at the very least, he could aim for beautiful maids, right?

Cheng Shoupings face fell instantly. His voice was that of a heartbroken suitor. Young master, are you going to abandon me?

Cut that out! Stop portraying me as a heartless man trying to dump you! Zu An snapped angrily. I just want to get a small residence so that Ill have somewhere to retreat to when things arent going well. If you wish to continue following me then, youre more than welcome to. Also, do you know how much beautiful maids cost?

The mention of beautiful maids immediately sparked a gleam in Cheng Shoupings eyes. He immediately began analyzing the costs for the young master. Well, a small residence costs around several hundred silver taels, though some of the more rundown ones can probably be acquired at a hundred silver taels. As for beautiful maids though, they can get pretty pricey. Over at the market, their prices range from tens of silver taels to over a thousand silver taels.

Zu An felt relieved that the housing prices here werent as ridiculous as in his previous world. His thousand silver taels was around 180,000 RMB, which was only enough for him to buy a toilet in the city.

Theres such a huge price difference amongst the different maids? Zu An was surprised. How is it that some of them cost over a thousand silver taels?

I heard that those are skilled in the four arts, be it zither, chess, calligraphy, or painting. On top of that, they are also as beautiful as fairies from heaven...

Before Cheng Shouping could finish his description, Zu An waved a hand impatiently. Enough enough, Im not planning to open a brothel here. Why would I need such multi-talented maids? Well just look for some more decent-looking ones with a gentle disposition. The other skills arent important.

Cheng Shouping nodded quietly, but harbored very different thoughts on the inside. If you cant afford it, just say so. Theres no need to insist that you dont need them.

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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