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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 43: Tripitaka

Chapter 43: Tripitaka

Translator: Pika

You should go in by yourself. Return to your classroom on your own after you are done meeting the principal, instructed the staff member. It was apparent from the principals words the staff member was not needed in the room. Knowing his place, the staff member took his leave.

The door to the office was pretty heavy. Zu An pushed it open and entered. He was greeted by a bulky-looking office desk placed centrally in the room. He couldnt tell what kind of wood it was made of, but a single glance was enough to tell that it was definitely not cheap.

Beside the office desk stood a huge bookshelf filled with all sorts of books. Zu An tried to use his enhanced eyesight to scan through the book titles, but was astonished to find that no matter how he squinted, the characters remained blurry and indistinct.. At this distance, he should have been able to easily read the words on the book covers.

A cold voice came from off to the side. You are Zu An?

Zu An glanced over, and saw the principal sitting on a sofa on the other side of the room.

The first to come into his line of sight were her long and alluring legs. They were wrapped in dark-colored stockings that shimmered slightly and made his throat dry up from the heat. Her plump thighs, paired with her A-line skirt, hinted at a hidden and unexplored domain that spurred a mans thirst for adventure and knowledge. Her tight-fitting shirt highlighted her well-filled breasts, and her beautiful and impeccable face was accentuated by her slender, swan-like neck, and her hair, which was shaped into a graceful bun. She emanated an air of nobility and elegance.

This was the woman ranked fourth in the Sweetheart Ranking, as well as the principal of Brightmoon Academy, Jiang Luofu.

Enjoying the view? Jiang Luofu interlaced her fingers together and interrogated Zu An.

Indeed, Zu An nodded without thinking.

I find your gaze highly disrespectful. Her words chilled the room by several degrees.

You have successfully trolled Jiang Luofu for 99 Rage points!

Zu An felt a great pressure weighing down on him and immobilizing him. He spoke up hurriedly, Soh cah toa?[1]

Jiang Luofus face twisted in confusion.

Unwilling to concede, Zu An tried a second time. I solemnly swear that Im up to no good?

Jiang Luofu stared at Zu An as if his brain had somehow stopped developing during infancy. Is this fellow an idiot?

The pressure on him lessened. Zu An rushed toward her excitedly and asked her, Sis, are you really a transmigrator too? Ill be your lil bro, so cover me!!

Before he could leap onto the sofa, Jiang Luofu raised a leg to stop Zu Ans advance.

What do you mean, transmigrator? Jiang Luofus eyebrows knit together. She couldnt make sense of the situation. Even though she had heard rumors that the drafted son-in-law of the Chu clan was a wastrel, she had never heard that he was a fool!

Zu An was surprised. Are you sure you arent a transmigrator? Whats with this office-wear cosplay then?

What nonsense are you spewing? The principle was utterly befuddled by the words Zu An was using. I acquired this set of clothes in a hidden realm by coincidence. I thought that it looked interesting, so I ordered some tailors to replicate it. Why, have you seen it before?

Urk. I happened to see them in my dream once before. Naturally, Zu An dared not give away his background. As he replied, he wondered just what this hidden realm was. It was a pity that the principal didnt appear interested in offering an explanation.

Following the war against the foreign tribes, as the races began to coexist in harmony, the culture and sense of aesthetics of different races began to overlap. At some point in time, clothing with more modern elements came into fashion. While Jiang Luofus outfit was a little avant-garde for this world, it wasnt completely unacceptable.

In your dream? Jiang Luofu frowned in contemplation. While odd, such a thing was not entirely impossible. Occurrences that were beyond human comprehension were common in this world.

Zu Ans gaze drifted downward of its own accord. Given their current positionsJiang Luofu had one foot raised in order to keep Zu An awayhe could vaguely catch a glimpse of something which he wasnt supposed to see.

*Bam!*

A great force struck Zu An in the chest as the principals kick sent him flying.

Jiang Luofus voice was ice. The Brightmoon Duke asked me to take care of you as a favor to him. However, given your wretched nature, I doubt that you would survive even two days in the academy.

Zu An climbed to his feet and spat out a mouthful of blood. To his surprise, his injuries werent as serious as he thought they would be. Clearly, Jiang Luofu had gone easy on him. Arent you exaggerating things a little?

Surprised flickered across Jiang Luofus eyes as she watched Zu An. You dont seem to be as weak as the rumors put you out to be.

His eyes widened as she continued, You dont need to worry. Whether you are seeking a leisurely life, or whether youre a wolf dressed in sheepskin, it matters not to me. Im not so close to the Brightmoon Duke as to tell him everything I know of.

Zu An wiped away the blood trickling out the corner of his mouth. Thank you, principal.

Jiang Luofu continued calmly, While your strength is greater than I expected, it isnt considered outstanding within the academy. There are many students here who arent subordinate to the Chu clan, so I advise you not to go around causing trouble.

Zu An stuck out his chest. Do I look like the kind to cause trouble?

Jiang Luofu blatantly disregarded his question. Fights are prohibited in the academy compounds, but if both parties agree to it, the right to duel will be granted. The academy cannot take sides in such a situation, so you ought to think it through before accepting any duels.

Thank you for your advice, principal. Zu An was a little surprised. He could tell that Jiang Luofu was really looking out for him. Is it because of my relationship with the Chu clan? That doesnt seem like it. She did mention that she isnt close to Chu Zhongtian. If so... could it be that she has been charmed by my handsome appearance?

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Jiang Luofu picked up a document that she had just received and began flipping through it. A deep furrow formed on her forehead. Your talent is lower Ding class? Impossible! Hm? You broke the crystal ball during your aptitude test?

Zu An sensed the situation going awry. However, the multitude of eyewitnesses that had been present made it impossible for him to deny it. Attempting to hide something that happened in the academy from its own principal was nothing short of foolishness, so he had no choice but to admit to it. The crystal ball must have been faulty.

Come over here. Jiang Luofu beckoned with her finger.

Zu An walked up to her as he wondered if this woman was going to send him flying with another kick.

Give your hand to me, Jiang Luofu ordered with unquestionable authority.

What are you going to do? Despite Zu Ans question, he still offered his hand to her. What happened next made his eyes bulge in disbelief. Jiang Luofu straightened, then pulled his finger into her mouth!

Whats going on? Could it be that the number one expert in the academy, the famously beautiful principal, had succumbed to his dashing appearance and was lusting after his body? Was she going to use her authority and power to take advantage of him?

What a joke! As a man, I, Zu An, will never bow to such tyranny, even from a beautiful woman...

Well, that being said, should I just give in this once? I mean, just look at her! Maybe I should just ask her to be gentler with me later on...

Ah!

A sudden spike of pain made Zu An yelp loudly.

A man like you cant even take this bit of pain? Jiang Luofu pushed him disdainfully aside.

Zu An noticed a small bite mark on his finger, which was continuously seeping blood. Jiang Luofu licked her lips. The crimson blood staining her cherry lips gave her an irresistible touch of seductiveness.

Are you a dog? Zu An gave up caring about the consequences. The contrast between the reality and his expectations was so great, and his disappointment manifested itself as rage.

Surprisingly, Jiang Luofu let the insult pass. She looked at him with eyes that were difficult to read. Your aptitude has indeed reached the legendary transcendent class.

Zu Ans heart skipped a beat. He finally understood why she had wanted to taste his blood.

Jiang Luofu closed her eyes, seemingly considering her options. She took her time, then breathed out deeply and asked, Who else knows about this?

Zu An subconsciously took a step back. Dont mess around. Ill have you know that quite a few people know about this. My wife, my father-in-law, and my mother-in-law are all aware of this. There are many people who have my back...

Seeing Zu Ans guarded appearance, Jiang Luofu burst into laughter, banishing the chill in the air that had been ever-present since Zu An entered the office. Little brat, are you worried that Ill take your life? Given how you willingly bore the reputation of a wastrel for so many years, you must be aiming for something huge. Someone that determined wouldnt tell such a massive secret to anyone, not even your own wife.

Seeing Jiang Luofus confidence, Zu An knew that his scam had failed. So, he bucked up his courage and replied, Fine, youre right. I have never told anyone about this. But remember, many people know that I have come to your office today. If anything happens to me, those of the Chu clan will surely hunt you down!

Enough, enough! Jiang Luofus head was starting to hurt from all his shouting. She massaged her temples with her thumbs. Who said that Im going to kill you?

If you arent, why are you asking me about all this? Zu An was so worried that she would make a move against him that he had even summoned the Heiress Ball of Delights in secret. If it came to that, he was willing to wager his own life against hers. As long as he was able to effectively use the Heiress Ball of Delights in tandem with the Poisonous Prick, he might just be able to turn the tables on her.

I just want to warn you that youre still too weak at the moment. If others were to learn of your transcendent class talent, it would spell disaster for you, Jiang Luofu said.

Zu An was stunned. Is my situation that serious?

Jiang Luofu rolled her eyes. All this while, the transcendent class talent has existed as nothing more than a legend. No one has ever witnessed it before. What do you think?

Fearing that Zu An wouldnt understand the severity of this matter, she spelled out the dangers facing him explicitly. A cultivator possessing a transcendent class talent would be coveted by every powerful faction. If they are unable to win you over to their side, their next move will be to destroy you. No matter what, no side could afford to allow a rival power to groom a cultivator that holds as much potential as you do. Furthermore, its said that the blood of a human who possesses transcendent class talent can be used to...

Jiang Luofus face flushed a little. In any case, until youre strong enough to protect yourself, its best for you to keep your true nature under wraps.

Zu An swallowed as he finally understood the implications of his maxed-out talent. In other words, Im like Tripitaka now?[2]

Tripitaka? Whats that? Jiang Luofu was perplexed.

Zu An quickly changed the subject. There were at least a dozen people who witnessed my aptitude test earlier. What if they were to spread the word?

Jiang Luofu shook her head in response. Theres no need to worry. Transcendent class talent is, after all, no more than a legend in this present age. Its not something ordinary cultivators would even consider. Besides, you have done well keeping up the pretense of a wastrel over the years, so its unlikely that anyone would question your true nature. Ill erase the relevant records for you, but youll have to make sure to keep a low profile too. Give it some time, and everyone will forget about it soon enough.

Zu An nodded earnestly. Thank you, principal.

There was a moments silence, then he asked hesitantly, Principal, why are you treating me so well?

Jiang Luofu looked at him impassively. As the principal of Brightmoon Academy, its my responsibility to protect each and every single one of my students.

Thats all? Zu An narrowed his eyes in suspicion.

What else do you expect? Jiang Luofus gaze turned cold. You cant be thinking that Im fond of you because of your looks, can you?

Zu An nodded. I think that reason is much more convincing.

Jiang Luofu stared at him for a long while. Its truly a miracle that youve managed to survive all along, she observed in wonder.

1. SOH CAH TOA is a helpful mnemonic phrase used to remember the formulae for trigonometric functions, which is ubiquitously taught in schools.

2. Tripitaka, also known as Tang Sanzang, is a Buddhist monk and main character in Journey to the West. He is personally helpless in defending himself, and relies on three supernatural beings to escort him on his journey.

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Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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