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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 40: Just Like His Name

Chapter 40: Just Like His Name

Translator: Pika

Zu An gave him a thumbs-up. I thought that Im as trashy as a person could possibly get, but it looks like I still have a long way to go before reaching your level.

The man was not offended by Zu Ans words. Instead, he closed his fan and chuckled softly. I can offer you some pointers if you want to. I am Xie Xiu. May I know what your name is?

I am Zu An. Zu An thought that the mans name was really reflective of his appearancehe sure was a charming man.[1]

Oh? Your name sounds familiar. I seem to have heard it somewhere before, Xie Xiu contemplated this as he placed his fan beneath his chin.

Zu An was about to respond when Cheng Shouping waved at him and called out, Young master, its going to be your turn soon. Come over!

Zu An clasped his fist at Xie Xiu and said, Brother Xie, if a chance arises, I hope to learn the art of how to become a scu... Pui pui pui! I mean, the art of courtship from you in the future!

You seem to be a fellow peer. Of course, you are welcome to do so, Xie Xiu clasped his own fist in reply.

Zu An made his way swiftly back to the queue. In front of him, Hong Xingying sneered coldly. Birds of the same feather flock together. People like you can only make friends like that.

Zu An shrugged nonchalantly. What a pity that its a person like me who ended up marrying the goddess of your dreams.

Hong Xingying immediately lost his temper. You dare to insult the First Miss?

You have successfully trolled Hong Xingying for 321 Rage points!

Zu An chuckled in response. Were a married couple. How could a statement like this be considered an insult?

You!!! Hong Xingying almost drew his sword on the spot.

You have successfully trolled Hong Xingying for 344 Rage points!

A staff of the academy knocked on the door and shouted, What are you causing a ruckus for? Those who dare to cause trouble will be immediately stripped of their qualifications as a student!

Hong Xingying tamped down on his anger and turned stiffly to face forward. It would be a shame to ruin his own future over a wastrel like Zu An. Just wait till I make a name for myself in the academy. I shall free myself from the position of a servant, and I wont have to hold back anymore!

Zu An shook his head. It was a pity they couldnt carry on further. He turned his attention to Cheng Shouping. Whats the background of that man named Xie Xiu?

Cheng Shouping replied, Hes the Second Young Master of the City Lord Estate. Then, he leaned a little closer and continued with a hushed voice, Hes a renowned wastrel in the Brightmoon City. Hes well-versed in zither, chess, calligraphy, and paintinghes dabbled in practically everything. Be it eating, drinking, whoring, or gambling, theres nothing that he wouldnt do. However, his cultivation appears to be his weak point. Because of that, his father is at a loss as to what he should do with him.

Just like you, young master, Cheng Shouping silently added in his heart. But soon, he shook his head in rebuttal. How can our young master compete with him? At least this Second Young Master Xie is proficient in so many skills!

A wastrel? Interesting! Zu An noticed that Xie Xiu had just approached another woman, Noticing his gaze, Xie Xiu nodded slightly in acknowledgment.

Next, Wei Suo!

Zu An was just about to wave to Xie Xiu when the staff members voice thundered out. His eyes widened in surprise. He never thought that he would hear such a refreshing name in this world.[2]

He turned to look, and observed a young man of smaller stature stepping forward. His overall appearance strongly resembled a sneaky rat, accentuated by the two buckteeth he had. He gave the impression of a cunning man who wouldnt hesitate to do all sorts of underhanded things.

Wow, his parents must be prophets to have given him such a fitting name!

The academy staff member took out a crystal ball. The staff member pricked Wei Suos finger and squeezed a droplet of his blood onto it. The crystal ball gave off a faint glow that was hardly visible unless one paid close attention.

Lower Ding. (Equivalent to D-)

Wei Suo had been staring at the crystal ball in hopeful anticipation. Upon hearing the result, his excitement deflated like a leaky balloon.

The procedure baffled Zu An. He turned to Cheng Shouping and asked, What are they doing over there?

Cheng Shouping had an answer ready. They are testing the students aptitude for cultivation. All students who seek to enter the academy must go through this process. The classes they will be assigned to, as well as the cultivation resources they will be allocated with, will be determined by the results of this test.

Zu An was truly amazed. Little Pingping, how is it that you have an answer to every question I ask?

Cheng Shouping stuck his chest out in pride. Of course! As a qualified study companion, its only right for me to find out such details beforehand! His tone was gleeful.

Zu An patted Cheng Shoupings head, but deep inside, he was starting to worry a little. He hadnt expected to go through an aptitude test in order to enter the academy. Given how many Marrow Cleansing Pills he had eaten, his talent should be at the maximum. Would the result of his test blow the minds of everyone here?

For an incompetent wastrel to suddenly become a top-notch cultivation prodigy, such a sudden transformation was bound to incur great suspicion. Would he be kidnapped to whatever passed off as a science lab in this world, to be dissected for research?

Zu Ans first thought was to swap Cheng Shoupings blood for his own, but the chances of pulling that off were slim, considering that there were so many eyes here.

Forget it! If I cant maintain a low profile to survive, I could still take the domineering route just like the great Chen Beixuan![3]

The staff member in front called out yet another name. Ma Zhu!

Here! A slightly plump young man ran forward.

The staff pricked his finger and squeezed a droplet of blood on the crystal ball. A moment later, the crystal ball glowed with a soothing white light. If the result of Wei Suos test was like the spark of a firefly, Ma Zhus result was like a bright light bulb.

His talent is upper Yi! (Equivalent to B )

The surrounding crowd broke out in excited chatter. Even the academys staff began whispering amongst themselves. Few cultivators in the country had an aptitude that reached Yi class. Within the boundary of a prefecture, an upper Yi class cultivator could easily be considered as a genius!

Ma Zhu clearly understood the significance of having an upper Yi class talent. After bowing to the academys staff, he strutted down like a proud peacock, enjoying the envious looks that others directed toward him.

Hong Xingying sneered at Ma Zhus pretentious attitude. A mere upper Yi class talent, and he acts as if he owns the world. How embarrassing!

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He had been waiting for this day for a long time. He knew that his talent was top-notch amongst his peers, and that it could even rival that of the First Miss.

The only reason why the First Miss was more outstanding than him was due to the abundance of cultivation resources she had at her disposal. The mere son of a butler like himself couldnt hope to acquire the same amount. Over time, the disparity between the two of them only grew larger and larger.

Over the past few years, he had served the Chu clan to the best of his ability. He carried out all of the missions that Master and Madam assigned to him perfectly, no matter how tiring or difficult they were. He considered all his efforts to be worth it, as long as he could glimpse the ravishing profile of the First Miss from afar.

The disparity in their backgrounds made him feel inferior to and unworthy of the First Miss. He chose instead to devote himself to silently protecting her. He would have been satisfied if she could find a capable man from an outstanding background who was worthy of her.

To his delight, the Chu clan had chosen to draft in a son-in-law for the First Miss. Men of distinguished standing would never lower themselves to such a demeaning station, and so those who participated in the selections were lesser nobles and ordinary civilians. It seemed that his chance had come.

While he might have been no match for the young masters of the distinguished clans, he backed his aptitude in cultivation to set him apart from the lesser candidates, and so attract the First Miss attention.

In fact, it was rumoured that Madam Chu had already decided on him as her son-in-law. Everyone around him congratulated him as if the outcome was settled. While he maintained a nonchalant air, in truth, it felt as though the warmth of spring had entered his heart, bringing with it the blossoming flowers of happiness. From time to time, it seemed the First Miss smiled at him faintly; it turned out that she was interested in him too.

His mind was filled with the thought of how the beautiful and lofty First Miss would soon become his wife. He imagined how he would be able to embrace her tender and fragrant body to sleep every night, which made him giggle in his sleep.

The results of the draft were like a slap in the face. The First Miss had chosen a notorious good-for-nothing as her husband instead. When he heard the news, he fell from cloud nine down into the pits of gloomy despair. He became the laughingstock of those around him.

He wallowed in depression for a time, before rage bubbled up in his breast to take its place. Why? If she had chosen an outstanding man, I would have willingly conceded defeat. But this Zu An is useless trash! How can he be worthy of the First Miss?!

Is it because he looks handsome?

Impossible! The First Miss isnt such a shallow woman!

He brooded for a long time, and came to the sad conclusion that it was all due to his humble background. He was just a servant in the Chu Estate, so it had never crossed the mind of the First Miss to think of him as a man.

Thus, he begged his father to use his connections to get him into Brightmoon Academy. Doing well in the academy would be the first step towards becoming an official and building up his own clan. By then, he would be able to stand on equal terms with the First Miss and have her notice him as a man.

So what if the First Miss is already married? Her husband is trash! I can definitely win her over!

His only regret was that the goddess of his heart would not be a maiden anymore. However, as long as she could be his, none of that would matter. Besides, what about Second Miss Chu? She might have a bad temper, but she already possesses such moving beauty despite her young age. Shes bound to become a gorgeous woman on par with the First Miss in just a few years!

I have plenty of time anyway! I can wait for her to grow up!

This day shall go down in the history of Brightmoon AcademyNo, the entire country shall remember this very day! I, Hong Xingying, shall rise from dust to become a majestic dragon! Everyone here is no more than a stepping stone on the way to the heights of my greatness! Everyone here shall witness history being made! I have waited for this moment for a very long time!

Hong Xingyings heart harbored great ambitions.

Next, Hong Xingying!

Hong Xinging turned and fixed Zu An with a hard stare. Watch and realize the gulf that exists between you and me. Theres not a single part of you thats worthy of the First Miss. Only I can bring the First Miss happiness!

Zu An raised a hand. Teacher, this man over here has a fetish for other peoples wives! He keeps thinking of taking my wife for his own. Wouldnt it be dangerous for the other female students and teachers if such a person was allowed into the academy?

You have successfully trolled Hong Xingying for 156 Rage points!

Hong Xingying had not expected Zu An would be so shameless as to lodge a complaint with the teacher! No matter which world one was in, those who made petty reports on others were always the most reprehensible scum! Does he have no sense of shame at all?

Hong Xinging was on the verge of lashing out, when the cold stare of the academy staff member froze him in place. That student over there! While our academy prioritizes the aptitude and cultivation of our students, we pay great heed to the students character as well. I hope that you will tread wisely in the future.

Hong Xingying bowed immediately. Yes, Ill heed your guidance. He knew that the staff members opinion of him could go no lower, but it mattered not. His strength alone would reverse their impression of him!

The staff member nodded in acknowledgement of Hong Xingyings respectful words, then gestured him forward. Come over here and have your aptitude tested.

Hong Xingying took a deep breath as he made his way over to the crystal ball. Just like the students before, he squeezed a droplet of blood onto it. A moment later, the crystal ball shone with a blinding radiance. If Ma Zhus light was that of a lightbulb, Hong Xingyings was that of the moon.

1. Xiu () has the meaning of being outstanding and good-looking.

2. Wei Suo (sounds similar to in Chinese) is a word thats used to refer to crude and vulgar man, especially those who are licentious or contemptible.

3. Chen Beixuan is the main protagonist of the novel Rebirth of the Urban Immortal Cultivator.

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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