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Keyboard Immortal – Chapter 14: Mission

Chapter 14: Mission

Translator: Pika

Of course not, Cheng Shouping replied, scanning the crowd on tiptoes. Divine Physician Ji is Miss Jis father. Miss Ji is not only a gorgeous beauty, shes also known to be a warm and kind person. She often provides free consultations for the poor, making her incredibly popular in the city. These people are likely here to catch a glimpse of her.

Zu An scoffed, Gorgeous beauty? Even someone like Snow is deemed to be a beauty in your eyes. A mere study companion like you must have never seen real beauty before, or else your standards wouldnt be this low!

Cheng Shoupings face flushed indignantly, but before he could defend himself, a red-faced man who was in the crowd turned to confront them. Oi, brat! What do you know? Miss Jis beauty rivals that of Miss Chu from the dukes estate in our Brightmoon City! Its a shame Miss Chu has recently married a useless wastrel, so theres no point mentioning her anymore. Right now, Miss Ji is the only goddess in my dreams!

Zu Ans face turned incredibly livid. How could this fellow insult him straight to his face? He wouldnt be a true keyboard warrior if he took this lying down!

He cupped his ear as if listening earnestly to the red-faced mans words. Then, he shouted back, What did you say? Miss Ji is the goddess of your wet dreams?

Zu An was currently at the third step of the second rank, so his voice was much louder than an ordinary persons. Not a single person missed his exclamation, and they all turned their heads towards the commotion.

This sudden scrutiny flustered the red-faced man. What are you talking about? I said dreams

Zu An cut him off sharply. Ah, that explains why you said that you wanted to steal something of Miss Jis to take home with you. My gosh, you are a disgusting excuse for a human being. Please stay away from me.

As Zu An spoke, he pushed the red-faced man backward, as if trying to prevent him getting closer. His true goal, however, was to shove the red-faced man into the waiting hands of the now-infuriated crowd.

I didnt say that! I wasnt... Sensing the murderous glares trained on him, the red-faced man panicked. He tried his best to explain himself, but his stuttering and stammering were to no avail, as someone in the crowd yelled out Get him!

They fell on him in a blur of snarling faces and angry fists.

You have successfully trolled Lu Renjia for 666 Rage points!

Zu An calmly smoothed the front of his robe as he stepped around the melee and made his way leisurely to the entrance of the residence.

Cheng Shouping stared blankly. This works too? Despite his surprise, he rushed to catch up to Zu An.

A furious howl issued from within the residence. All of you, scram! Whats the meaning of this, causing such a cacophony outside anothers house this early? Youre disturbing this old mans sleep!

The tightly shut doors to the residence finally creaked open.

Divine Physician Ji is out! Divine Physician Ji is out!

The crowd surged towards the doorway, Lu Renjia all but forgotten, leaving behind a pitiful man lying on the ground covered in footprints.

Zu An examined the man who had just walked out of the residence. He had a thin face that retained a shadow of the beguiling features of his younger years. However, his untrimmed beard, heavy eyebags, and the overwhelming odor of alcohol pouring off him reduced him to nothing more than another scruffy middle-aged man.

Despite his appearance, Zu An did not look down on him. His ears were still ringing from that earlier roar. Without a doubt, Divine Physician Jis cultivation was far higher than his.

This is more like it. Its clear that this man has the air of a hidden expert, similar to that drunk sword immortal. Except that his face isnt that round.

Divine Physician Ji, wheres your daughter? Someone standing by the side asked with a fawning smile.

Divine Physician Ji shot him a glance and demanded, Who are you?

Divine Physician Ji, do you not recognize me anymore? I am Wang Fugui! I often drop by your place! That man hurriedly introduced himself.

I dont remember you. Divine Physician Ji dug his ear before leisurely flicking his ear wax away. This Divine Physician only remembers the faces of pretty ladies. Why would I bother with a mere moneybag... Ahem ahem, I mean, customer! Anyway, you probably never spent a single cent here.

Wang Fugui chuckled sheepishly. I have never patronized your business before, but Miss Ji has treated my illness several times

Goddammit! I knew that it was weird how my business has dropped off recently! Divine Physician Ji cut in furiously. It turns out that that damned lass has been treating all of you for free. All of you, scram!

Damned lass? Zu An was surprised to hear those words. To refer to his daughter in such a manner, are they really blood-related?

Were here to look for Miss Ji, not you... Under Divine Physician Jis glare, Wang Fuguis words faded away meekly.

Shes not around! I sent her out of the city to pick some medicine so that shell stop interrupting my business! Divine Physician Ji pulled out a chair and dropped lazily into it. Those who want to be treated, either fork out 100 silver taels as consultation fee or complete my task. If you arent here to be diagnosed, you better get out of my sight right now. If not, dont blame me for getting nasty!

Upon hearing that their goddess was absent, the crowd gathered dispersed in a flash. Their departure looked rehearsedthis was definitely not the first time they had been dismissed in this manner. A few individuals who desperately needed a consultation stayed and begged earnestly, Divine Physician Ji, we cant afford to pay 100 silver taels. Please, master, do some good and have mercy on us.

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Divine Physician Ji took a sip from the wine gourd he was carrying. Without bothering to look any of them in the eye, he said, I, Ji Dengtu, can treat hundreds of illnesses, but the illness that you are suffering from is beyond my means.

One of those who had stayed immediately panicked. I havent even explained my symptoms to you yet, so how do you know that I cant be treated?

Divine Physician Ji finally met the mans flustered gaze. Thats because the illness youre suffering from is poverty! How can I treat something like that?

You dont have any of the virtues that a physician ought to have! How can you call yourself a divine physician? That mans face turned scarlet as he turned and left in a huff of wounded pride.

Unperturbed, Divine Physician Ji lounged lazily in his chair, idly humming a tune. He paid no heed to the insults hurled at him.

It was then that a man with a ratty face stepped forward and discreetly pushed a picture book filled with vibrantly colored portraits into Divine Physician Jis hands. Divine Physician Ji, I just managed to obtain this recently. Its the newest edition of Heaven On Earth.

Divine Physician Ji jolted upright. He snatched the picture book over and flipped through it hungrily. Zu An, who was standing nearby, could just about make out the scantily-dressed ladies that adorned each page.

This isnt too bad! Divine Physician Ji stuffed the book into his clothes before patting the other partys shoulder with a look of approval. You may go in. Ill treat you later on.

This freaking works too?

Zu An was dumbstruck. I have Pimp of the Young Maidens, XX Records of Youth, and Morphing Into a Dragon In the Face of Storm with me too... Do you want them? Its just a pity that I cant draw, or else I could just produce one and offer it to him...

Why is he able to enter? Those who had not witnessed the exchange cried indignantly.

Divine Physician Physician harrumphed sternly. Thats none of your business. You want to enter too? Sure. Pay the consultation fee or finish my task!

But your task is simply too difficult! Youre just making things hard for us! Someone complained.

It was then that Zu An noticed a signboard by the doorway labeled Todays Task. On it was written: This Divine Physician is going to concoct a Ki Refinement Pill. I need 10 Assrip Wolf goubaos for my medicine.

Zu An had heard of goubaos before. They were stone-like objects that grew inside a dogs stomach, spherical or elliptical in shape, and colored either ashen-white or grayish-black. They were effective in soothing blood flow, clearing blockages, and detoxifying.

However, what in the world was an Assrip Wolf? Some sort of mutant wolf in the world of cultivation?

Hearing the complaints from those around, Divine Physician Ji sneered contemptuously. Do I look dumb to you? Why would I bother giving out tasks if they arent hard?

The crowd lost their patience, and began speaking over one another.

But every Assrip Wolf is at least at the second rank, and the leader of the pack could very well be in the third rank!

They always gather in packs numbering anywhere between dozens of wolves to over a hundred! An ordinary person would be torn to shreds!

Goubaos are incredibly rare! One would be lucky to find a single goubao from 10 Assrip Wolves!

...

Shut up! Youre all too noisy! Divine Physician Ji glared at the crowd. Its not that Assrip Wolves are powerful; all of you are simply too weak! If any of you were to reach rank four, wouldnt you be able to clear this task within minutes easily?

Veins popped out from the temples of some in the crowd as they hollered. Any cultivator who has reached the fourth rank is already qualified to become a city lord! How can we possibly match up to such people?

Zu An looked on silently. From the infuriated statements of the crowd, he realized that most of the cultivators were at the second rank, and there were hardly any third ranks around. Using such a standard as a gauge, wouldnt that mean he wasn't actually that weak?

Cut the crap. Do the task if you want, or else just get lost! Its not as if Im forcing any of you into it! Divine Physician Ji lost his patience. Stop blocking my doorway and obstructing my business. Shoo shoo shoo!

Zu An tugged at Cheng Shoupings arm and asked, This fellow is so arrogant. Isnt he afraid of getting beaten up?

Cheng Shouping was shocked to hear those words. He quickly put his finger up to silence Zu An and pulled him into a back alley. Divine Physician Ji possesses unfathomable power. Plenty of impatient lads have tried to strong-arm him into treating them before, but do you know what happened to them?

They got thrown out? Zu An asked.

From his expression, Zu An could tell that Cheng Shouping was unimpressed by his lack of imagination. Theyre all lying under their tombstones right now.

Hes that vicious? Zu An stroked his lower jaw in astonishment. Isnt the magistrate going to interfere in this matter?

Cheng Shouping explained, Divine Physician Ji isnt a divine physician for nothing. You dont know how many experts are indebted to him over the years. Even the city lord has to show some respect in his presence. Not to mention, those lads had tried to strong-arm him first, so the cases were ruled in his favor.

Zu An was determined. Is there really no way to complete the task?

Of course! Cheng Shouping replied matter-of-factly. Those who are weak dont have the ability to complete the task, and those who are strong could simply pay the consultation fee instead of wasting their time on the task. He had grown fed up with the number of people complaining about his fee, so he came up with these impossible tasks to stuff their mouths.

No wonder! Zu An nodded. That Ji fellow had intended for the tasks that he set to be impossible for the common folk to accomplish in the first place!

Wait a moment! A thought suddenly flashed across Zu Ans mind, and he narrowed his eyes at Cheng Shouping. This darned thing knew that the task was impossible, yet he didnt give me a heads-up before bringing me here. He must be doing this in order to meet Miss Ji.

Zu Ans face darkened as he addressed Cheng Shouping. You should return to the Chu Estate first. Ill walk around by myself. His happiness was at stake here, so he had to give it a try no matter how tough it was! Anyway, he had the Poisonous Prick and the Poison Bottle. As long as he was careful, he might just be able to complete the task.

Of course, he had to make sure to do it without drawing the attention of the Chu clan. The Chu clan thought of him as nothing but trash, and enemies lurked in the shadows who were out to take his life. If they were to learn that he had managed to raise his cultivation to the second rank, their next attempt would be more deadly.

Lying low is the key to survival!

Cheng Shouping was astonished. Young master, you arent thinking of attempting the task, are you?

Zu An wondered if his actions had given away his intentions, but Cheng Shouping carried on before he could fashion an excuse. Young master, do you know why those wolves are named as Assrip Wolves?

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior
Chapter 2: Murderous Ploy
Chapter 3: Lightning From Nowhere
Chapter 4: The First Secret Manual
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Chapter 6: The Wager
Chapter 7: Breakthrough
Chapter 8: Faith in Brother Spring
Chapter 9 a Wifeas Best Friend
Chapter 10: A Trap
Chapter 11: Surrounded By Danger
Chapter 12: Keeping Mum
Chapter 13: Divine Physician Ji
Chapter 14: Mission
Chapter 15: Plum Blossom Twelve
Chapter 16: Deep Brotherly Ties
Chapter 17: A Bird Swooping Down
Chapter 18: I Wonat Agree to it Unless You Write it Down
Chapter 19: The Young Woman in the Lake
Chapter 20: Adorable
Chapter 21: An Innovative Idea
Chapter 22: Thereas Poison in its Shit
Chapter 23: A Mysterious Madam
Chapter 24: Collusion
Chapter 25: A Chance For Survival
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Chapter 28: Dumb Lass
Chapter 29: Little Aunt And Her Close Friend
Chapter 30: Hellhole
Chapter 31: The Woman in the Gazebo
Chapter 32: The Easiest Way to Earn Money
Chapter 33: Hong Yuan
Chapter 34: Infiltration
Chapter 35: Why are Your Pectoral Muscles so Big?
Chapter 36: Exchange
Chapter 37: Grandgale
Chapter 38: The Nine Hatchlings of a Phoenix
Chapter 39: The Thief in the Flower Field
Chapter 40: Just Like His Name
Chapter 41: The Ten Great Beauties
Chapter 42: Female Principal
Chapter 43: Tripitaka
Chapter 44: Blackmail
Chapter 45: Can’t I At Least Ask About It?
Chapter 46: I Have Tried it Myself
Chapter 47: Mooching Requires Skills!
Chapter 48: Mooching Ain’t Easy
Chapter 49: The Legend of the Moochlord
Chapter 50: Fertile Water Should Be Kept In One’s Own Rice P
Chapter 51: What Strengths Do I Have?
Chapter 52: Loan Sharks
Chapter 53: Framing
Chapter 54: Try Shouting All You Want, Let’s See If They’ll
Chapter 55: You Can’t Shirk Off Responsibility Just Because
Chapter 56: A Lower-Tier Steed
Chapter 57: Putting on Airs
Chapter 58: She’s Lusting After My Body
Chapter 59: Gambler’s Fallacy
Chapter 60: Just Who is the Antagonist Here?
Chapter 61: I’m Jealous
Chapter 62: Guts Turning Green with Regret
Chapter 63: I Am the God of Gambling!
Chapter 64: Reaching the Peak
Chapter 65: Despair
Chapter 66: In a Tight Spot
Chapter 68: Fiance
Chapter 69: Honey Trap
Chapter 70: A Huge Killing
Chapter 71: Knock-You-Up Eyes
Chapter 72: What Did You Do to Me?
Chapter 73: Unexpected
Chapter 74: I Need to Become Poor
Chapter 75: The Treatment
Chapter 76: Evanescent Lotus
Chapter 77: The Right to Enter Dungeons
Chapter 78: The Eighth Beauty
Chapter 79: Honorary Teacher
Chapter 80: Intentional
Chapter 81: Guys, Time to Wake Up for the Show!
Chapter 82: Popular Star Shang Liuyu
Chapter 83: Shameless
Chapter 84: Not a Single Question Correct
Chapter 85: You Again!
Chapter 86: Bai Susu
Chapter 87: Authority
Chapter 88: I Want to Keep a Low Profile Too!
Chapter 89: Bixie Swordplay Manual
Chapter 90: Sent Right To My Doorstep
Chapter 91: The Textbook Example of a Honey Trap
Chapter 92: Her Fragrance
Chapter 93: The Tournament Has Been Brought Forward!
Chapter 94: Whatcha Starin’ At?
Chapter 95: Sunflower Phantasm
Chapter 96: Young Master Shi
Chapter 97: Realization
Chapter 98: Promise
Chapter 99: Furious
Chapter 100: What Do You Mean By That?
Chapter 101: Young Miss of the Wu Clan
Chapter 102: Rumors
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